Fully Professed Members

"Always willing to help or offer advice, but you'll probably just end up drunk!"

Sister Norma Lee Intoxicated

 "Sister Norma Lee Intoxicated...Always willing to help or offer advice, but you'll probably just end up drunk!" 

Sister Pinky Flamengo

"Sister Pinky Flamengo has been a member since 2012.  She has long skinny legs and a smell of burnt feathers seems to follower her... "

​Sister Finger Lickin' Good

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Sister Iona Whip

"My purpose for becoming a Sister is to be a beacon of light for those who are lost in darkness."

Sister Amora Dicken

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Sister Glamour Puss

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Sister Luna Glitter Tits

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Sister Vitameatavegamin

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Sister Princess Alberta

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Guard Taylor Maid

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Sister Emma Nemm/Grd Cook E Crumb

 "The best thing about me is I'm a limited edition. There are no other copies. Bet you're thanking the good Lord!" 

Guard Brimz Tone

"Sometimes you have to walk on the

wild side to keep people's attention. 

Never Be Normal"

​Novice & Postulant Members


Could Be


​​Emeritus Members

Sister Karla Kock Blocker

Sister Ivanna Manda Lei

Guard Excala Bear

Sister Hoot En Anny

Sister Kitty Divine

Sister Mary Queen Ann Sober

​Sister Psycho AnalEyez

Sister Traci Undercaffinated

Sister AnnaMae B Ezee